LostLegend

“The enormous hand closed over his penis and testicles, squashing them in a vice-like grip. The man rose to his full stature and dragged John's limp body towards the staircase by his cock & balls. The pressure was unbearable, a searing, white-hot agony in his groin.
"Please! Stop!"
John felt his skin stretching. Only his head and shoulders touched the ground, the rest of him raised up, bent at the knees.
"No, no!" he begged, as the man started up the stairs using John's genitals like a suitcase handle.”
― David Sodergren, Rotten Tommy

“Mr. Milton had an Adam’s apple the size of a champagne cork and bore as uncanny a resemblance to the Disney character Goofy as was possible without actually being a cartoon dog. His wife was just like him but hairier.”
― Bill Bryson, The Life and Times Of The Thunderbolt Kid: Travels Through my Childhood

“There is a God, thought Aaron, and then the creature yanked hard on his skin and turned him inside out like a revolting fleshy pillowcase.”
― David Sodergren, The Haar

“And then, dressed in a secretly made shroud, she went out on a moonlit night and drowned herself in a pond so shallow that she had to get down on her knees in the mud and hold her head under water. This required great willpower. As the warm unconsciousness finally crept over her, she was thinking with some irritation of how her white lawn shroud would have mud down the front when they pulled her out in the morning. And it did.”
― John Steinbeck, East of Eden