Darcy

“ Once upon a time, there was a little creature that was rather small and rather wicked and it lived all alone in the woods.
The little creature lived in a little den, at the bottom of a little ravine, filled with not-at-all little brambles and on the edge of a forest that could only be described as really freakin' huge.”
― Ursula Vernon

“There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.”
― William Shakespear, Hamlet

“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

“No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.”
― Steven Brust