Guyon Essed

“Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.”
― Mark Twain

“Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22

“Don't gobblefunk around with words.”
― Roald Dahl, The BFG

“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man