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Justin Halpern
“I don't give a shit how it happened, the window is broken... Wait, why is there syrup everywhere? Okay, you know what? Now I give a shit how it happened, Let's hear it.”
Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

Justin Halpern
“You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.”
Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

Justin Halpern
“You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.”
Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

Justin Halpern
“Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.”
Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
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