“Yeah, well,” I say, “I thought about taking a video of myself giving you a lap dance, but I don’t have anything to mount your phone on, so this was the next best thing.” “I will happily go back into the woods, find some sticks, and build you a tripod, Daphne,” he says.”
― Funny Story
― Funny Story
“I’ll come,” I said. “But I’m definitely bringing up rocks to Maggie.” “You’re sick and twisted, January Andrews,” Gus said. “That’s what I love about you.” My stomach dipped and rose higher than it had started out. “Oh, that’s what it is.” “Well,” he said. “One thing. It seemed too crass to invite you to my aunts’ house and then bring up your ass.”
― Beach Read
― Beach Read
“Sweetheart, what’s wrong?” It’s not what’s wrong, I thought to myself. It’s what’s right.”
― Swift and Saddled
― Swift and Saddled
“Well…ye’d brew a tea of it, I suppose,” he said. “How else?” “I havena got anything to brew it in,” Jamie said. “I was thinkin’…maybe put it in the ale?” “Why not?”
― Virgins
― Virgins
“You’re my boss. I’m contracted for a project. Once that project is complete, I’m done. I move on. I get a new boss.” Wes’s features shifted from hurt to anger. “So that’s all I am to you, then?” “That, and a good lay.” I shrugged,”
― Swift and Saddled
― Swift and Saddled
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