Laurab

“Talking to you is like talking to myself. Only better."
"It’s scary that I get that.”
― Kristen Callihan, The Friend Zone

“I hope your dick gets whore poisoning and shrivels to its death! And then I hope all the girls see it and laugh at you! And then I hope it falls off! You can stare down at it and cry like a little bitch, just like you did when your pet hamster died!”
― Jay McLean, More Than Forever

“Because he's Cameron. And you’re Lucy. You're team Luca. You guys are forever. If you two can't make it work, then we're all screwed.”
― Jay McLean, More Than Forever

“Because while she's so pre-occupied reading... I'm so pre-occupied reading her.”
― Jay McLean, More Than Forever