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“I want to be friends with people who are honest and interesting, generous but not ridiculous, thoughtful but who don’t have irritating voices.”
― Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

“Some people, however, say that they do not eat eggs because they do no like them. This is suspicious. Eggs are tremendously flexible and can be prepared in a variety of ways, all of which are different experiences in one's mouth. If you say you do not like eggs, it is like saying you do not like books or light or wearing a ball gown. It means you simply have not found the right kind.”
― Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

“Each meal you eat is poison, because the food is just moving you through the world and the end of your time in it. Dinner is poison, and lunch. Brunch and eleveneses and both afternoon and bedtime snacks are poison, and so is breakfast the next morning, all these meals bringing us closer and closer to death.”
― Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

“I watched her eyes sweep across the scrap of paper more than twice. A fantastic librarian reads everything two times at least.”
― Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast