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Alice with a Why
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Lemony Snicket
“if you told me to describe myself in one word, it would be “not very good at following directions.”
Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

Lemony Snicket
“I almost never like things some people think everyone likes. I do not like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I do not like paddling a kayak in the hot sun. I do not like Santa Claus. I do not like it when someone takes out a guitar and everyone has to sing. I do not like standing in a cheering crowd, particularly if the crowd is watching people whose job it is to throw a ball throw a ball. I do not like a picture of a man on a horse. I do not like it when everybody is doing the same thing and someone is standing with a stopwatch waiting to give a prize to the person who finishes doing it first. I do not like hot chocolate and I do not like wearing a shirt or a hat with the name of a place written on it so everyone knows you have been to that place, and I am not a fan of raisins, so I am often frowning at the music in the supermarket.”
Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

Lemony Snicket
“I want to be friends with people who are honest and interesting, generous but not ridiculous, thoughtful but who don’t have irritating voices.”
Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

Lemony Snicket
“A person who spends eight years learning how to make a cake will probably make you a good cake, but a person who spends eight years as an aviator and a tailor and a math tutor and a trainer of bears in the circus will probably kill you in a plane he is flying very badly while wearing a shirt that doesn't fit and fighting off an ill-behaved bear, all the while insisting that seven times six is harmonica.”
Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

Lemony Snicket
“All good writing is like this. It is why a favorite book feels like an old friend and a new acquaintance at the same time, and the reason a favorite author can be a familiar figure and a mysterious stranger all at once.”
Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

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