Amanda

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous

“So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" Hermione was saying, "and then there's A-"
"No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams.”
― J.K. Rowling

“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”
― Jerry Seinfeld

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry