Crystal

“(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent”
― Victor Hugo

“Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate.”
― Anne Lamott, Bird by Bird