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“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Poor bastard. Wait 'till he sees the bats. ”
― Hunter S. Thompson

“Oh, Jeeves,' I said; 'about that check suit.'
Yes, sir?'
Is it really a frost?'
A trifle too bizarre, sir, in my opinion.'
But lots of fellows have asked me who my tailor is.'
Doubtless in order to avoid him, sir.'
He's supposed to be one of the best men in London.'
I am saying nothing against his moral character, sir.”
― P. G. Wodehouse

“Should've known when I met her mama. The big, fat acorn didn't fall too far from the big, fat tree.”
― Johnny Shaw, Big Maria