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Louis: She really ripped the guy’s head off? Donut: IT WAS VERY BLOODY AND GROSS. AND SHE DID IT WHILE SHE WAS DRESSED LIKE THAT ELF GUY’S MOM. IT MADE HIM SCREAM A LOT.
“Totem Card. HeyZoos. Uzi Jesus.”
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
“You’ve been hit on twice now,” Donut said. “Once by a meth-addled goblin shaman and once by Abraham Lincoln’s grandmother. I can’t wait to see who you attract next. Five gold coins says it’s some sort of bog witch with a beard.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“The last time the walls shook like this was when your mom came over for a visit.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Reward: I SAID THE GHOST OF STEVE IRWIN SMILES DOWN UPON YOU.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
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