Loavocado

“Reward: I SAID THE GHOST OF STEVE IRWIN SMILES DOWN UPON YOU.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“When we have dominion over nature, it is not ours, either. It belongs to God, and we are to exercise our dominion over these things not as though entitled to exploit them, but as things borrowed or held in trust, which we are to use realizing that they are not ours intrinsically.”
― S.J. Morden, Gallowglass

“Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid. I'm going to take out your liver bones. Oops, you're dead.

I never liked that Dr. Stupid.”
― Matt Groening

“You’ve been hit on twice now,” Donut said. “Once by a meth-addled goblin shaman and once by Abraham Lincoln’s grandmother. I can’t wait to see who you attract next. Five gold coins says it’s some sort of bog witch with a beard.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl