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I laughed. “Nobody is starting a harem.” “No, I suppose not,” Donut said. “You couldn’t even keep one woman interested.”
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“I want you two up early. Tomorrow is going to be a big day.” “What’re we doing?” Donut asked. “Oh, it’s going to be amazing,” Mordecai said. “It’s going to be a day for the history books. It’ll be the first time you two do exactly what I tell you to do.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
“Or maybe MacGyver. The real MacGyver with the hair and the stargate. Not that abysmal remake.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Every crawler within the designated blast area is fucked. The object of this quest is simple. Unfuck yourself. Don’t die.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
“Donut named the one with the facial piercings Rory and the other Lorelai.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“This was a human woman, about 35 years old, enormously fat. She wore a filthy and ripped t-shirt and no bra, and her skin was covered in open sores and scabs. A blue pair of sweatpants with the word PINK along the leg appeared to be stretched to their limits. Her black hair clung to her head in clumps. Like me, she wore no shoes.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
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