Andy Winder

“Please stop buying my friends if you are just going to slowly kill them.”
― Avery Monsen, John Jory, All My Friends Are Dead

“I’m making a list of when it’s acceptable for a pirate to cry. […] So far I’ve got: one - when holding a seagull covered in oil. Two - when singing a shanty that reminds him of orphans. Three - when confronted with the unremitting loneliness of the human condition. Four - chops. I’ve just written the word ‘chops’. Not really sure where I was going with that one. Any ideas?”
― Gideon Defoe, The Pirates! In an Adventure with Ahab

“How to kill yourself without hurting anyone.

Don't.”
― Neil Hilborn, Our Numbered Days

“You cannot imagine how time … can be … so still.             It hangs. It weighs. And yet there is so little of it.             It goes so slowly, and yet it is so scarce.”
― Margaret Edson, Wit: A Play