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“I don’t have much to offer,” he went on softly. “Just a quiet life with a grumpy man from a small town, but I can promise to love you every day.”
― Lost and Lassoed
― Lost and Lassoed
“But as I was walking out, I heard Teddy say, “So when’s the last time you were arrested?” “Never?” Riley said. “Well, tomorrow you’re going to say yesterday,” Teddy said. “Lucky you’re mom’s a lawyer.” Jesus Christ, what had I done?”
― Lost and Lassoed
― Lost and Lassoed
“Never say never,” he answers in a singsong voice. “Thanks for that, Justin Bieber.”
― The Deal
― The Deal
“Penises!
Sweet Jesus.
Penises everywhere.
Horror slams into me as I register what I'm seeing. Oh God. I've stumbled onto a penis convention. Big penises and small penises and fat penises and penis-shaped penises. It doesn't matter which direction I move my head because everywhere I look I see penises.”
― The Deal
Sweet Jesus.
Penises everywhere.
Horror slams into me as I register what I'm seeing. Oh God. I've stumbled onto a penis convention. Big penises and small penises and fat penises and penis-shaped penises. It doesn't matter which direction I move my head because everywhere I look I see penises.”
― The Deal
Sam’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Sam’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
592 books
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1,071 friends
111 books
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7 friends
427 books
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134 friends
473 books
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3 friends
102 books
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2 friends
55 books
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2 friends
27 books
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1 friend
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