Jenn Derla

“I really wish I could confirm to him
that you do in fact have a penis. A very
big and pretty penis,” Blaire whispered.
I winced.

“Please, just call it big.
Don’t call it pretty. That hurts its
feelings.”
― Abbi Glines, Forever Too Far

“People who fall in love can fall out of it.”
― Philip Beard, Dear Zoe

“Ok, look. Whenever I hear people say that they felt ‘sparks,’ I usually think it’s a load of poo. I mean, I have felt attraction to people, sure, and I have even felt some instant lust. But sparks? Please... Then he touched my skin. Sparks. Sparks. Sparks. Hot sparks. Flashing sparks. Lightning bolt sparks. J esus, Mary, and Joseph sparks.”
― Alice Clayton, The Unidentified Redhead

“I had fallen too far. I was in love with Rush Finlay.”
― Abbi Glines, Fallen Too Far