Kelly Anders

“About as much business as a cat owner has selling dog food. Or an Olympic swimmer has advertising for downhill ski equipment. Or a nun writing hard core erotica.
Abso-fucking-none.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“Finding the right woman is a lot like ridin’ a bull. You’ll know in a little over eight seconds whether they’re worth a second ride or not. And, as you know, the best ones usually buck you off a few times before givin’ you the ride of your life.”
-Coleman Cade”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, Impossible

“We hadn’t spoken one word to each other since the death glare last night, and I couldn’t help but check both of her hands for knives and shivs, hoping that if she had one, I would be able to wrestle it away from her before meeting my untimely death.
I was far too young and fun to die at the hands of my mother, and she was way too pretty to end up in prison. It would only take a matter of minutes for her to become someone’s bitch, and I didn’t want the responsibility for that kind of thing on my shoulders.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“No, not in a creepy way. I am anti-incest. It says so on my bumper sticker.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male