Kristian

“This was how I would die. Strangled by an attractive, seminaked woman inside a fridge with a giant tarantula in the middle of a sea of carnivorous jam. As I blacked out, all I could think of was a fortune teller I'd spoken to a few years ago, and how full of shit she'd turned out to be.”
― Yahtzee Croshaw, Jam

“Does it depress you? To know just how alone you really are?”
― The Joker Heath Ledger

“To me the purpose of art is to produce something alive...but with a separate, and of course one hopes, with an everlasting life of its own.”
― Henry Green

“You know, Ham," Breeze noted. "The only funny thing about your jokes is how often they lack any humor whatsoever.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Well of Ascension