Gregory Ash

“I yanked my steering wheel hard, cutting off a BMW with a very loud horn. I extended my middle finger, for once driving like the Miami native I was, and accelerated over the causeway.”
― Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

“Inside a locked stall, I set the bag on the back of the toilet. There was piss all over the seat. I’d never understand how some men couldn’t aim their pistols. Half of ‘em probably had handguns at home, too—a terrifying prospect.”
― Andrew Shaffer, Hope Never Dies

“Go where?” Todd asked, rubbing his eyes. “To jail, ass face. Let’s go.”
― John Grisham, The Rooster Bar

“The awfulness of Monday morning is the world's great common denominator.”
― Kenneth Fearing, The Big Clock