Firenz

“Werewolf Property Laws



1. If I want it, it’s mine.

2. If I like it, it’s mine.

3. If I don’t like it, I’m still not giving it to you.

4. If it’s mine, it cannot appear to be yours in any way.

5. If it’s yours, it will soon be mine.

6. If it once was mine, it’ll be mine forever and I’ll be getting it back.

7. If it looks good on me, beside me, or under me, it’s mine.

8. If it’s shiny, I’ll probably make it mine.

9. If I trick you out of it, it’s so fucking mine.

10. If you bargain with me, you’ll soon be mine.

11. If you have a soul, my dark heart wants to make it mine.”
― Finn Marlowe

“No one's going to come shopping if the 'for sale' sign isn't on the door.”
― Eli Easton, Superhero

“You’re so freaking romantic. I don’t know how I keep my pants on.”
― Abigail Roux, Fish & Chips

“NO reader has ANY obligation to an author, whether it be to leave a review or to write a "constructive" one. I put out a product. You are consumers of that product. Since when does that mean you have to kiss my ass? Hey, I like Pop-Tarts and eat them a few times a year; since when does that mean I'm obligated to support Kellogg's in any way except legally purchasing the Pop-Tarts before I eat them? I wasn't aware that purchasing and consuming a product meant I was under some sort of fucking thrall in which I'm only allowed to either praise the Pop-Tart (which to be honest isn't hard, especially the S'mores flavor) or, if I am going to criticize a flavor, offer a specific and detailed analysis as to why, phrased in as inoffensive and gentle a manner as possible so as not to upset the gentle people at Kellogg's."

[Something in the Water? (blog post; January 9, 2012)]”
― Stacia Kane