Firenz

“I knew you were all smitten and shit, but fuck, you really do love this guy." The smirk in Darren's voice was obvious. And annoying. "Aw, come on, admit it - you feel like Cinderella, don't you?"
"No, Darren, I don't. And do you know why?"
"No sugar, tell me why."
"Because I'm a man. I've got a big fat one and I like to fuck other guys." Darren was laughing over the phone now, and it made Reece grin. "And Ben isn't a prince, he's a cop. A big, sexy cop who fucks like a machine. He's a man. I'm a man. We're men." He nodded sharply. "Now fuck off. I'm arranging flowers.”
― L.A. Gilbert, Witness

“I’m fucking demanding, and you should know that if you ever feel like experimenting and ask me for a threesome, I’m most likely to cut off your dick and feed it to my neighbor’s Chihuahua.”
― Taylor V. Donovan, Six Degrees of Separation

“Werewolf Property Laws



1. If I want it, it’s mine.

2. If I like it, it’s mine.

3. If I don’t like it, I’m still not giving it to you.

4. If it’s mine, it cannot appear to be yours in any way.

5. If it’s yours, it will soon be mine.

6. If it once was mine, it’ll be mine forever and I’ll be getting it back.

7. If it looks good on me, beside me, or under me, it’s mine.

8. If it’s shiny, I’ll probably make it mine.

9. If I trick you out of it, it’s so fucking mine.

10. If you bargain with me, you’ll soon be mine.

11. If you have a soul, my dark heart wants to make it mine.”
― Finn Marlowe

“Peter to Austin:
"Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass