Event Horizon

“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
― Groucho Marx

“I'll take crazy over stupid any day.”
― Joss Whedon

“The result of the British war is a source of anxiety. For it is ascertained that the approaches to the island are protected by astonishing masses of cliff. Moreover, it is now known that there isn't a pennyweight of silver in that island, nor any hope of booty except from slaves, among whom I don't[Pg 283] suppose you can expect any instructed in literature or music.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero, The Collected Works of Cicero: PergamonMedia

“Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.”
― Groucho Marx