stormhawk

“When did chicken become like plutonium anyway, for Christ’s sake? You can’t let it touch you or it’s certain fucking death. And eggs and hamburgers kill you unless you cook them to the consistency of limestone! And if you turn on your fucking cell phone, the plane is going to plunge out of the sky in a ball of flames? And kids can’t take a dump anymore but they have to have a helmet and pads on make them look like the Road Warrior. Right? Right? What the fuck happened to the world?”
― Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

“Like it or not, the road to Hell is paved with sustainable bamboo flooring.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Doomed

“A sunset is always more beautiful when it is covered with irregularly shaped clouds, because only then can it reflect the many colors out of which dreams and poetry are made. Pity”
― Paulo Coelho, Manuscript Found in Accra

“A policy of moving out and doing it, and asking forgiveness afterward, is much better than a policy of asking permission and having it denied.”
― Richard Preston, The Hot Zone