Shawn Fleming

“I promise not to hurt you, unless you try to take my shit. Then I'll twist your head off and hide it in a bush somewhere.”
― Cedric Nye, The Road to Hell is Paved With Zombies

“You take all of our pain, you are the spine. You are the blood soaked rag that holds closed the wounds in our soul.”
― Cedric Nye, The Road to Hell is Paved With Zombies

“The pretty ones are usually unhappy. They expect everyone to be enamored of their beauty. How can a person be content when their happiness lies in someone else's hands, ready to be crushed at any moment? Ordinary-looking people are far superior, because they are forced to actually work hard to achieve their goals, instead of expecting people to fall all over themselves to help them.”
― J. Cornell Michel, Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution

“It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.”
― J. Cornell Michel, Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution