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“On Accidentally Eating Dog Treats
“Snausages? I’ve been eating dog treats? Why the fuck would you put them on the counter where the rest of the food is? Fuck it, they’re delicious. I will not be shamed by this.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“Snausages? I’ve been eating dog treats? Why the fuck would you put them on the counter where the rest of the food is? Fuck it, they’re delicious. I will not be shamed by this.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“Do people your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“What Im trying to say is that what makes you up, its always been around, and it always will be around. So really the only thing you should worry about is the part you're at right now. Where you got a body and a head and all that bullshit. Just worry about living, dying is the easy part.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
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