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“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.”
― Neil Gaiman

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”
― Rita Mae Brown