insufferable toad

“It's better to have loved and lost than do forty pounds of laundry a week.”
― Salvador Dalí

“Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health.
However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?"
Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.”
― Salvador Dalí, Dalí's Mustache

“This grandiose tragedy that we call modern art.”
― Salvador Dalí

“Any war that requires the suspension of reason as a necessity for support is a bad war.”
― Norman Mailer