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“Shut up, Dandelion,' the Witcher said.
'I have no intention of so doing. In fact I plan to compose the Ballad of the Two Tits. Please don't interfere.'
'Dandelion,' Dorregaray sniffed through his bloody nose. 'Be serious.'
'I am being bloody serious.”
― Andrzej Sapkowski, Sword of Destiny

“Shit and cabbage always go hand in hand,' Percival Schuttenbach said pithly. 'One drives the other. It's a perpetum mobile.”
― Andrzej Sapkowski, Baptism of Fire

“Women don’t have a say in my house. But, just between us, don’t do what you did during supper last time in front of her again.” “You mean when I threw my fork at that rat?” “No. I mean when you hit it, even in the dark.” “I thought it would be amusing.”
― Andrzej Sapkowski, The Last Wish

“The young sorceress would become attractive because the prestige of her profession demanded it. The result was pseudo-pretty women with the angry and cold eyes of ugly girls. Girls who couldn’t forget their ugliness had been covered by the mask of magic only for the prestige of their profession.”
― Andrzej Sapkowski, The Last Wish