Gwen

“When life gives you lemons you should freeze them and use them to throw at your enemies using some sort of trebuchet.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“Be as visibly fucked up as you want to be because being unique is already taken”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“Statistics show that men are interested in three things: careers, sports, and sex. That's why they love professional cheerleaders."
Cal put down his fork "Well, that's sexist."
"Yes i know," she said. "But it's true isn't it?"
"What?" Cal tried to find his place in the conversation. "Oh, the sports and sex thing? Not at all. This is the twenty-first century. We've learned how to be sensitive."
"You have?"
"Sure," Cal said. "Otherwise we wouldn't get laid.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me

“Hell hath little fury like that of a critic who sees a writer make it big.”
― Piers Anthony, Chthon