Gwen

“Statistics show that men are interested in three things: careers, sports, and sex. That's why they love professional cheerleaders."
Cal put down his fork "Well, that's sexist."
"Yes i know," she said. "But it's true isn't it?"
"What?" Cal tried to find his place in the conversation. "Oh, the sports and sex thing? Not at all. This is the twenty-first century. We've learned how to be sensitive."
"You have?"
"Sure," Cal said. "Otherwise we wouldn't get laid.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me

“Depression is like … when you don’t want cheese anymore. Even though it’s cheese.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“You never think to appreciate your arms until you need them to stop the floor from punching you in the face.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“Be as visibly fucked up as you want to be because being unique is already taken”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things