Abigayle

“Your trousers are on fire. I would have told you, but you so dislike advice...”
― Elizabeth Peters

“In the silence I heard Bastet, who had retreated under the bed, carrying on a mumbling, profane monologue. (If you ask how I knew it was profane, I presume you have never owned a cat.)”
― Elizabeth Peters, The Deeds of the Disturber

“If all else fails, we will simply have to drug our attendants, overpower the guards, raise the oppressed peasants to arms, and take over the government.”
― Elizabeth Peters, The Last Camel Died at Noon

“No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.”
― Elizabeth Peters