Andrew

“Oh be careful! There they go again!" said the old queen as his string broke spilling his balls over the floor.... "Stop them will you, James, you worthless old shit! Don't just stand there and let the master's balls roll into the coal-bin!”
― William Burroughs, Naked Lunch

“When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world.”
― John Muir

“Whatever a man knows, whatever is not mere rumbling and roaring that he has heard, can be said in three words.”
― Ferdinand Kürnberger

“I saw an advertisement the other day for the secret of life. It said 'The secret of life can be yours for twenty-five shillings. Sent to Secret of Life Institute, Willesden.' So I wrote away, seemed a good bargain, secret of life, twenty-five shillings. And I got a letter back saying, 'If you think you can get the secret of life for twenty-five shillings, you don't deserve to have it. Send fifty shillings for the secret of life.”
― Peter Cook