Tabs

“I ain’t cuffin’ Luke to no bed,” Tex boomed, tearing me away from my intriguing thoughts. “Fuck, I’m not cuffin’ Lee or Vance to a bed, either. Those boys would lose their badass motherfucker minds. I got a girlfriend and fifteen cats. I get tortured and killed, who’s gonna take care of Nancy and my kitties?”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Revenge

“Rio often showed affection through firearms. He lent them and even gave them as gifts, the way a mother might dole out mittens and cookies.”
― Anonymous

“If you finish eating this food, I’ll get you a whole herd of giant donkeys.”

“That’s the strangest bribe I’ve ever heard of,”
― Ilona Andrews

“Your handsomeness is pretty far from general, Holden.”
― Anonymous