“You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.”
―
―
“Most poetry just confounds me. I really want to like it, but I can't help thinking it's a hoax. (p. 24)”
― Sgt. Piggy's Lonely Hearts Club Comic: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury
― Sgt. Piggy's Lonely Hearts Club Comic: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury
“Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!”
― Bone, Vol. 2: The Great Cow Race
― Bone, Vol. 2: The Great Cow Race
“If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?”
― The Complete Far Side, 1980–1994
― The Complete Far Side, 1980–1994
“Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.”
― The Complete Far Side, 1980–1994
― The Complete Far Side, 1980–1994
Bean’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Bean’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
Polls voted on by Bean
Lists liked by Bean

















