Craig Rettig

“Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians--except for the occasional mountain lion steak.”
― Ted Nugent

“Always! That is a dreadful word. It makes me shudder when I hear it. Women are so fond of using it. They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever. It is a meaningless word, too. The only difference between a caprice and a life-long passion is that the caprice lasts a little longer.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

“I have offended God and mankind because my work didn't reach the quality it should have.”
― Leonardo Da Vinci

“That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.”
― Larry Niven