Craig Rettig

“The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.”
― Harlan Ellison

“Always! That is a dreadful word. It makes me shudder when I hear it. Women are so fond of using it. They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever. It is a meaningless word, too. The only difference between a caprice and a life-long passion is that the caprice lasts a little longer.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

“ANYTHING will burn with enough gasoline and dynamite.”
― Robert Heinlein

“That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.”
― Larry Niven