Jowy

“There was a bout of laughter and more embarrassing tears, and the whiskey disappeared at some point. It didn’t occur to us how truly smashed we were until we woke up the next morning next to a piece of cardboard with “Ideas” scribbled across the top. The only thing written under it was “throat punch a donkey”. None of us remembered what that meant, and that was probably best.”
― Rebel Bloom, Three Second Chances for Christmas

“Jesus, you’re such a good girl. Your body was built for me, wasn’t it?”
― Rebel Bloom, My Brother's Teammates

“I think I just came so hard my brain fell out, but I’m great. Give me three to five business days and I’m sure I’ll be able to move again.”
― Rebel Bloom, Fake and Don't Tell

“I’m going to fuck you like you’re mine, Vi, because you’ve been walking around in the world with my mark on you. My angel, wearing my mark, keeping this perfect body from me.”
― Rebel Bloom, Three Second Chances for Christmas