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“I think I just came so hard my brain fell out, but I’m great. Give me three to five business days and I’m sure I’ll be able to move again.”
― Rebel Bloom, Fake and Don't Tell

“There was a bout of laughter and more embarrassing tears, and the whiskey disappeared at some point. It didn’t occur to us how truly smashed we were until we woke up the next morning next to a piece of cardboard with “Ideas” scribbled across the top. The only thing written under it was “throat punch a donkey”. None of us remembered what that meant, and that was probably best.”
― Rebel Bloom, Three Second Chances for Christmas

“I didn’t pass out. I definitely didn’t pass out after crying in front of everyone and then get a boner. That would be too much for me to take.”
― Rebel Bloom, Three Second Chances for Christmas

“Just a dick everywhere. Here a dick, there a dick, everywhere a dick, dick!”
― Rebel Bloom, Mountain Men Triplets