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“I think I just came so hard my brain fell out, but I’m great. Give me three to five business days and I’m sure I’ll be able to move again.”
― Rebel Bloom, Fake and Don't Tell

“Jesus, you’re such a good girl. Your body was built for me, wasn’t it?”
― Rebel Bloom, My Brother's Teammates

“There was a bout of laughter and more embarrassing tears, and the whiskey disappeared at some point. It didn’t occur to us how truly smashed we were until we woke up the next morning next to a piece of cardboard with “Ideas” scribbled across the top. The only thing written under it was “throat punch a donkey”. None of us remembered what that meant, and that was probably best.”
― Rebel Bloom, Three Second Chances for Christmas

“I looked around and frowned. “Where the hell is Violet?” Ian sat up next to me and scowled. “This was the weirdest fucking sleepover, and now I’m here with just the two of you? Does she not realize that if she leaves us in the bed together, it makes it weird?”
― Rebel Bloom, Three Second Chances for Christmas