Juli Pennock

“I was wise enough never to grow up, while fooling people into believing I had.”
― Margaret Mead

“You may wish to spend a moment thinking about whether this person is an asset or a liability to your company”
― G.R. Reader, Off-Topic: The Story of an Internet Revolt

“But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age."

"I thought you liked redheads."

"I do. What's your point?”
― Christopher Moore, Sacré Bleu: A Comedy d'Art

“Universal dilemma of the real dog person: You leave the dog home, you worry what will happen to him when you’re out. You take the dog with you, you worry that something will happen to him when he’s alone in the car….The solution, of course, is to keep the dog at your side twenty-four hours a day, every day, but then you worry that your constant presence is making the dog neurotically dependent, and besides, you can’t go anyplace that doesn’t allow dogs, so you can’t go to work or get your hair cut or go to the dentist. And then, of course, you feel guilty because, after all, doesn’t your wonderful dog deserve a better owner than this poverty-stricken, shaggy-headed slob with decayed teeth? Meanwhile, the dog doesn’t worry about anything. Why should he? That’s what he has you for, and for obvious reasons, he trusts you completely.”
― Susan Conant, Black Ribbon