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“Pervy and redundant, don't you think?" I asked the big gay cop, who wouldn't know a va-jay-jay if it bounced up to him and sang the "Star-Spangled Banner." (You ever notice that hardly anything besides the "Star-Spangled Banner" is spangled? There's no, like, the Raisin-Spangled Scone, or the Flea-Spangled Beagle. I'm just saying.)
--Being the Journal of Abby Normal”
― Bite Me
--Being the Journal of Abby Normal”
― Bite Me
“Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live. ”
― A Dirty Job
― A Dirty Job
“And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.”
― Bite Me
― Bite Me
“Charlie noted that more and more lately, he had a hard time resisting the urge to fuck with people, especially when they insisted upon behaving like idiots.”
― A Dirty Job
― A Dirty Job
“[...]I am a romance slut, and there's nothing I can do about it. If a guy does or says something romantic, I'm all "Oh, please excuse me, kind sir, let me dial down my IQ and oh, if it would please sir, may I offer you this moist, yet helpless va-jay-jay that seems to have lost its way."
-The Chronicles of Abby Normal”
― Bite Me
-The Chronicles of Abby Normal”
― Bite Me
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