Charles

“...you have to ask yourself two questions: Who am I? And how may I become myself?”
― Paul Beatty, The Sellout

“Kristen is looking at me like I'm a plume of smoke in the kitchen, right before you yell fire!”
― Daniel Handler, All the Dirty Parts

“It's hard to make something that's interesting. It's really, really hard. It's like a law of nature, a law of aerodynamics, that anything that's written or anything that's created wants to be mediocre. The natural state of all writing is mediocrity... So what it takes to make anything more than mediocre is such an act of will...”
― Ira Glass

“All over the world are particular people, and you could be happy with probably five or six of them, eight if you're bisexual and everyone is.”
― Daniel Handler, Adverbs