Drew

“No horse jokes," he said.
"My lord, I apologize for the horse joke. If you put down the book---unharmed!---I will give you a carrot."
He brandished the book at her. "Was that a horse joke?"
"Neigh."
"Was that a horse joke?”
― Cynthia Hand, My Lady Jane

“We’d fight so much less if everyone would just sit down and read.”
― Cynthia Hand, My Lady Jane

“Be twice as funny as you are outrageous, because no one can resist the truth wrapped in a good joke.”
― Milo Yiannopoulos, Dangerous

“I know I'm not inspiring much confidence at this point, but there's something else I thought I'd bring up.” She lifted her eyes to him. “I love you more than I love books.”
― Cynthia Hand, My Lady Jane