Yoshi Perkoff

“My fellow Americans, I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
-Ronald Reagan, unaware a radio microphone was on”
― Steven D. Price, 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said

“Honest businessmen should be protected from the unscrupulous consumer.
-Lester Maddox, governor of Georgia, arguing against the creation of a state consumer protection agency”
― Steven D. Price, 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said

“The telephone company is urging people not to use the telephone unless it is absolutely necessary, in order to keep the lines open for emergency calls. We'll be right back after this break to give away a pair of Phil Collins concert tickets to caller number 95.
-unidentified radio disc jockey after the 1990 Los Angeles earthquake”
― Steven D. Price, 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said