Chris Juden

“The Iron Rule: Treat others less powerful than you however you like. The Silver Rule: Treat others as you’d like to be treated. The Golden Rule: Treat others as they’d like to be treated.”
― Dennis E. Taylor, Heaven's River

“Well, the fecal matter seems to have struck the atmospheric propulsor.”
― Dennis E. Taylor, For We Are Many

“Hey, with IPv8, we should be able to address every galaxy in the universe.”
― Dennis E. Taylor, We Are Legion (We Are Bob)

“Wake up, buddy. You okay?” “Auntie Em! Auntie Em!” Homer’s VR came online, smiling. “I guess we got’em.” I snorted with relief. “And their little dog, too.” Homer steepled his fingers in a properly evil mastermindish pose. “All their base are belong to us.”
― Dennis E. Taylor, We Are Legion (We Are Bob)