Janine K

“The DC swung around to face his boss. ‘Gina bought me a gizmo, sir.’ He held up a tiny hourglass style sand‑timer in a reenforced metal cylinder attached to his keys. ‘Glow in the dark, sir. Never get the brew wrong with this.’Warlow nodded his approval. ‘She’s a keeper, that one.’
‘Actually, sir, she plays full back.’
Gil, who’d been arranging a plate of biscuits, stopped, and slowly turned his head to contemplate Rhys. ‘Arglwydd, be still my beating heart. Rhys has cracked a joke and by Grabjar’s Hammer, it’s one worthy of mirth.”
― Rhys Dylan, Lines of Inquiry

“I heard someone once say that their family was like a squirrel turd. Best avoided and full of nuts.”
― Rhys Dylan, One Less Snake

“Keen, isn’t he?’ Gil said.
‘Mustard personified.”
― Rhys Dylan, Lines of Inquiry

“Five minutes,’ Gina said. ‘And don’t put your white shirt on until you’ve eaten. I don’t know what your mother puts in her gravy, but we ought to paint it on bomb shelters because it would easily survive an atomic blast. It’s a sod to get out of any clothing.”
― Rhys Dylan, No One Near