Miguel

“You’ll notice a theme in this story, which is that I probably sound like Jim Carrey in that movie where he says yes to absolutely everything.”
― Nicholas 'Niko' Walker, Learn Japanese in Bed: Because sometimes studying at a desk sounds just awful

“How will I ever learn to recognize these characters?” You just will. Until that happens, though, trust in the Force. It is your ally. And a powerful ally it is.”
― Nicholas 'Niko' Walker, Learn Japanese in Bed: Because sometimes studying at a desk sounds just awful

“Speaking of “the king of the jungle”, you might enjoy pompously telling people that lions are rarely found in jungles — they prefer savannah — so this phrase is stupid. Saying something like this is not art, my friends. You have to wait until someone else says it, and then say, “The word ‘jungle’ derives from Hindi, in which it describes a place that is ‘not inhabited by humans’. So the phrase is still quite accurate. Hmm. Yes. Indeed.”
― Nicholas 'Niko' Walker, Learn Japanese in Bed: Because sometimes studying at a desk sounds just awful

“馬 (うま // uma) is “horse”, pronounced like the “Uma” in “Uma Thurman”. And now every time I see this famous actress, I'm going to think “Horse Thurman”.”
― Nicholas 'Niko' Walker, Learn Japanese in Bed: Because sometimes studying at a desk sounds just awful