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“In 2004,I offered priority (book)-signing to smokers, the reason being that, because they didn't have as long to live, their time was more valuable. Four years later my special treatment was reserved for men who stood five-foot-six and under. "That's right, my little friends," I announced. "There'll be no waiting in line for you." It seemed unfair to restrict myself to men, so I included any woman with braces on her teeth.
"What about us?" asked the pregnant and the lame. And because it was my show, I told them to wait their f***ing turn.”
― Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls: Essays, Etc.
"What about us?" asked the pregnant and the lame. And because it was my show, I told them to wait their f***ing turn.”
― Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls: Essays, Etc.
“Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires.”
― When You Are Engulfed in Flames
― When You Are Engulfed in Flames
“Love seemed all the sweeter when it was misunderstood, condemned by the outside world.”
― Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls
― Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls
“In my experience, it was hard to write without your preferred tools, but impossible to write without a cigarette.”
― Me Talk Pretty One Day
― Me Talk Pretty One Day
“WHEN ASKED “ What do we need to learn this for?” any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the subject, the knowledge will come in handy once the student hits middle age and starts working crossword puzzles in order to stave off the terrible loneliness. Because it’s true. Latin, geography, the gods of ancient Greece and Rome: unless you know these things, you’ll be limited to doing the puzzles in People magazine, where the clues read “Movie title, Gone ____ the Wind” and “It holds up your pants.” It’s not such a terrible place to start, but the joy of accomplishment wears off fairly quickly.”
― Me Talk Pretty One Day
― Me Talk Pretty One Day
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