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Guilty Pleasures
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by Laurell K. Hamilton (Goodreads Author)
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John Green
“If you don't imagine, nothing ever happens at all.”
John Green, Paper Towns

John Green
“Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.”
John Green, Paper Towns

Caprice Crane
“Wendy warmed my heart, earned my trust, touched my soul, and then touched me in a lot of other places. And right after we'd slept together for the very first time she looked up at me with her chocolate-brown, trustworthy doe eyes and said, "I've got herpes. I thought you should know.”
Caprice Crane, Stupid and Contagious
tags: humor

Caprice Crane
“Yesterday I had a woman ask me what kind of salad dressings we have. I told her we have sesame soy dressing, spicy lime vinaigrette, and blue cheese. She made a face and asked, 'Is that all?' 'Yes,' I told her, 'those are all of our dressings.' 'Don't you have any other dressings?' he says. I mean, what the hell? What does she think? That I'm holding out? I was tempted to say, "No, we actually have an entirely different assortment of dressings that I don't tell people about the first time they ask, because they don't deserve these great secret dressings. But now that you have proven your worth, I will show you to the VIP room, where the array of salad dressings will dazzle and delight you.”
Caprice Crane, Stupid and Contagious
tags: humor

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