David Shank

“You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.”
― Tom Robbins

“So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?”
― Hunter S. Thompson

“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”
― P.J. O'Rourke

“A firm rule must be imposed upon our nation before it destroys itself. The United States needs some theology and geometry, some taste and decency. I suspect that we are teetering on the edge of the abyss.”
― John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces