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“Since Betty was on the pill or took precautions of her own which Graham did not choose to enquire into, the marital bed was untrammelled by tedious prophylaxis so that what Graham had been expecting to find an onerous and even distasteful duty unexpectedly partook of a freedom and absence of restraint that he found exhilerating.”
― Alan Bennett

“Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.”
― Dorothy Parker

“You, minion, are too saucy.”
― William Shakespeare, The Two Gentlemen of Verona

“He did apologize profusely. (Does anyone do anything profusely except apologize? Sweat, I guess.)”
― Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl