Mariah Roze

“What did I use to do all day without you? Already I can't remember.”
― Sara Baume , Spill Simmer Falter Wither

“Elmwood UFO Capital of the World Stop through Elmwood at any time of year other than the last full weekend in July, and you’ll think the aliens have already come and gone … and took everyone with them! Not much seems to be happening in this sleepy little burg. But that hasn’t always been the case. The first UFO sighting near Elmwood occurred on March 2, 1975. A star-shaped light chased a local woman and eventually landed on her car’s hood when she stopped to get a better look. A year later, in April 1976, another fireball—this one the size of a football field—shot out a blue light beam that blasted all the sparkplugs in a police cruiser driven by officer George Wheeler. Little green men seem to have trained their laser sights on Elmwood. And Elmwood welcomes the extraterrestrial attention. A few years ago Tomas Weber of the UFO Site Center Corporation in Chippewa Falls proposed that a two-square-mile UFO landing pad be built near town. The price? Twenty-five million dollars. The project has yet to get off the ground, or on the ground. Nobody talks much about it anymore, perhaps due to some type of black-ops “shadow government” cover-up.”
― Jerome Pohlen, Oddball Wisconsin: A Guide to 400 Really Strange Places

“If you're going to commit to something, you better do whatever it takes to make it happen.”
― Kate Siegel, Mother, Can You Not?

“Though magic can shape life and death, love is the one thing it cannot control”
― Sarah Henning, Sea Witch