Vermillion

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain

“Those things that are the most obvious are the very things we've most likely to overlook.”
― Pittacus Lore, I Am Number Four

“Fifty dorcas they’re setting up an ambush near my ship. (Nykyrian)
No bet. I know they are. They’re too stupid to not be obvious and predictable. Gah, I hate abiding by the law. Too bad you can’t slaughter them where they stand. (Syn)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Born of the Night

“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.”
― Stephen King, Storm of the Century