Jesse E

“Only when the last leaf has fallen, the last tree has died, and the last fish been caught will we realize that we cannot eat money.”
― E.L. James, Grey

“Suppose you fell over with this fish. Is there anything you could do? Sure. Pray. It'd be like falling out of an airplane without a parachute and hoping you'll land in a haystack. The only thing that'd save you would be God, and since He pushed you overboard in the first place, I wouldn't give a nickel for your chances.”
― Peter Benchley, Jaws

“When you spend your whole life living in a hole,” he said, “the only way you can go is up.”
― Louis Sachar, Holes

“Usually it's when your guard is down that you find yourself saying the most dick sentences of your life.”
― Jesse Andrews, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl