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“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
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“I can levitate birds. No one cares.”
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“God put me on earth to accomplish certain things. Right now, I’m so far behind, I’ll never die.”
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“Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are not.”
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“The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays.”
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Alan’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Alan’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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