Marie Mickiewicz

“Want some tea?" she said.
"What?"
"I thought some tea might be nice. A nice cup of oolong. Want some?"
"But you just took my clothes off."
"Oh. All right, then, sex it is.”
― D.L. King, Stubborn as a Bull

“And then there's this." He held up a shirt. "It'll protect you."

Carrot fingered it carefully. It was made from the wool of Ramtop sheep, which had all the warmth and softness of hog bristles. It was one of the legendary woolly dwarf vests, the kind of vest that needs hinges.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“The British definitely like their tea. It’s their solution to everything, all problems and concerns. If there’s ever a major crisis, a cup of tea will help.”
― C.R. Stewart

“I must drink lots of tea or I cannot work.

Tea unleashes the potential which slumbers in the depth of my soul.”
― Leo Tolstoy